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if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some


third degree burns // don’t delete

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a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole


i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up


take me here on our first date


my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself


am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine


if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i